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So my friend Shirley has been with her new dude for a just about 9 months now. She seems to really click with him. See, the thing about Shirley is she has a track record of dating guys who just has too many issues to fix. This new guy actually has his thing going on. He is successful and respects her, and an overall decent guy. But yesterday, she tells me that she is worried about the future of their relationship, because the sex is terrible. He is a young guy around his mid-30s, can’t seem to hit her spot. While Shirley can be a bit of a freak, she told me that she was willing to compromise for love, but how can you stay in a wonderful loving relationship where you don’t get to cum?

So, being the believer of love that I am I suggested that they try new things, some rubber band different things, to improve the sex life. Do you know what she told me? She said “the problem is that his penis is just about the length of my thumb, now how do you suggest I fix that, Lala?” 

I must say, I thought about my Mr. Man’s shaft and how gifted he is with his full featured ‘lengthy’ ding-dong, and the way he lays it down on me, I got lost in daydream and wet, while my poor friend is pouring her little heart out to me about her sex issues.

 

Which brings me to the question, how important is sex, when everything else is exactly as great as you can have it in a relationship?

Do you break up, and keep looking? Or

Should I tell her to stay and just get herself a side of Tyrone?

How important is the sex

Miss LALA

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